I have an anklet that jingles whenever I take a step. I'm like a cat - I can't sneak up on anything without it hearing me coming.

I used to be so afraid of nakedness. Now I hardly wear clothes at all when I'm at his house, or mine, alone.

Besides, it's so much more fun dancing naked. So many more jiggles.....

I have a morbid fascination with 'dangerous' creatures. I love finding redback spiders and searching along rainforest banks for funnel web burrows.

I just watched an Australian movie that has far too many nude scenes in it, to justify watching it with my parents. I feel like I've just watched porn with them.

Brian's in Bundaberg for work. He called just before. We really suck on the phone. We just don't know what to say.

The other night I sent him a series of pornographic text messages on his phone. The next time I saw him, I grabbed his phone and erased them all, just incase someone ever decided to read his messages.

I bet he'll be disappointed when he realises they're no longer there...

Ah, the randomness of it all........

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